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“That Looks Ready To Be Flipped,” Says Presumptuous Neighbor At BBQ

In a shocking breach of protocol and basic decorum, the nosy and presumptuous neighbor of Johnathan Franks has dared to tell him “that looks ready to be flipped” in reference to the hamburgers Franks was grilling for a barbecue he was hosting. Franks somehow managed to keep his cool and calmly respond by saying, “No,

“That Looks Ready To Be Flipped,” Says Presumptuous Neighbor At BBQ
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Local Dad’s Mulch Pile Getting A Bit Out Of Hand

After several years of adding food scraps, lawn trimmings, and various debris from yard work, local residents have reported that the mulch pile of William Earnest, a 45-year-old father-of-three, is officially starting to get a bit out of hand. “At first, you know, we appreciated it from an environmental perspective,” one neighbor said. “But, man,

Local Dad’s Mulch Pile Getting A Bit Out Of Hand
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Dad Decides Best Way To Honor America On July 4th Is To Mow Lawn Again

Local father of two Jonathan Rikers has announced he has determined the best way to celebrate America on the Fourth of July—by mowing his lawn again. Rikers, who has mowed the lawn once already this week, felt that a July 4th mowing would be in order to, in his own words, really “give America its

Dad Decides Best Way To Honor America On July 4th Is To Mow Lawn Again
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Dad Regales Kids With Tale Of How Pagers Worked

It was a time of payphones and the pound sign, Travis Burton recently explained to his bewildered teen daughters after they complained their iPhones had no reception at the restaurant they were eating at. “Yeah, we had to use different codes with the pound sign, like 9-1-1 meant it was an emergency,” he said. “I

Dad Regales Kids With Tale Of How Pagers Worked
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Man Decides He’s Got Room For “One More” Burger

Already two burgers in, Cleveland native John Benson loosened his belt a notch and told his family he’s got “room for one more” as he grabbed some hamburger buns. “Maybe no bacon on this one though,” he said. “Okay, one piece but definitely no cheese. Hmmm…you know what? One slice of American cheese never hurt

Man Decides He’s Got Room For “One More” Burger