Chicago Bears fan Bob Benson is already yelling at his TV, and it’s only the preseason. And this time it’s not about his team’s inability to score, or stop the run. “It’s not even football anymore!” he shouted to no one in particular. “If they’re going to call a 15-yard penalty on that, God help
Jeremy Prentiss, a 37-year-old resident of Oakland, California, has expressed confusion and some mild fear after his waiter brought over a glass of water with cucumbers in it at the beginning of his meal. Prentiss, who decided to spend the evening with his wife at a new French restaurant that opened up in town, tried
With summer coming to a close, local dad George Markle has announced that it’s “about time” he trade in his old cooler and upgrade to something “a little fancier.” “I mean, the cooler’s served me good for the past ten years, but have you seen some of the fancy coolers out there?” Markle stated, adding,
Ray Benson of Milwaukee, Wisconsin sent his daughter Kelly to her room without dinner last night after the 14-year-old asked for a “pumpkin spice steak.” According to Benson, he just wanted to know if she preferred her steak rare or medium rare, but the teen instead requested pumpkin spice flavor. “I don’t care what you
According to a recent report just released to the public, your dad isn’t upset that you lost the championship game for your Little League baseball team, he’s just disappointed because you really weren’t showing a lot of hustle out there. The report indicated that, though winning would have been nice, winning isn’t everything, it’s how
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