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Nation’s Dads Agree: Okay To Wear White Sneakers After Labor Day

According to a resolution adopted by the American Panel Of Dads, it’s perfectly acceptable to wear white sneakers after Labor Day. “We hereby declare that it is not only suitable, but actually advisable, to wear white sneakers before, during and after Labor Day,” said an APOD spokesperson. “Regardless of what you may hear from the

  • August 31, 2018
Nation’s Dads Agree: Okay To Wear White Sneakers After Labor Day August 31, 2018
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Tailgating Hero Manages To Fit Five Grills In Single Parking Space

“Not all heroes wear capes.” That’s what residents of Boulder, Colorado are saying after Jonathan Andrews, 41, managed to fit five whole grills in a single parking spot while tailgating for the first game of the NCAA Division 1 Colorado Buffaloes season. “When Jon pulled in with his truck, I didn’t know what to expect.

  • August 29, 2018
Tailgating Hero Manages To Fit Five Grills In Single Parking Space August 29, 2018
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Man Using Football To Justify His Day-Drinking Again

As the NFL season gets underway, local dad Brian Sullivan has decided that football gives him the perfect excuse to day drink without too much judgement from his wife or children. “I mean, the first game starts at one, and then you’ve got the four o’clock games, and watching football without a beer in your

  • August 29, 2018
Man Using Football To Justify His Day-Drinking Again August 29, 2018
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Hipster Dad Puts Kale On Son’s Turkey Sandwich

Mark Benton of Austin, Texas recently made his 7-year-old son Bobby a “turkey sandwich with cranberry reduction and grilled kale,” hoping to spark his youngster to the “mysteries and wonders of non-lettuce greens.” According to the boy, who traded the sandwich for five Cheetos and half a bologna sandwich at lunch, it was worse than

  • August 27, 2018
Hipster Dad Puts Kale On Son’s Turkey Sandwich August 27, 2018
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Report: That’s Not How Dad Would’ve Fixed That

According to your father, that’s not how you’re supposed to fix that. “Oh come on, that’s not going to last a week,” he complained. “Plus you got the whole thing wrong over here. If you want something done right next time, forget doing it yourself and ask me.” The proper fix, which you thought was

  • August 25, 2018
Report: That’s Not How Dad Would’ve Fixed That August 25, 2018
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