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Old High School Gym Shirt Used As A Paint Rag

While spending the afternoon painting the spare bedroom in his house, Andrew Silver, aged 43, has been seen using an old gym t-shirt that he wore in high school as a rag to clean up any inadvertent drops or spills of paint. While Silver has many actual rags in his house, he instead grabbed the

Old High School Gym Shirt Used As A Paint Rag
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Dad Can Tell Son Didn’t Trim Edges After Mowing Lawn

After paying $15 for his lawn to be mowed this Saturday, Evansville, Kentucky father of two Harvey Wentworth can tell that his 15-year-old son Tyler didn’t trim the edges once he finished. “Hmm…so you sure you trimmed it?” Wentworth asked his son, who obviously was lying when he said he did in fact trim after

Dad Can Tell Son Didn’t Trim Edges After Mowing Lawn
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Doctor Confirms “Rubbing Dirt On It” Cures Just About Everything

From a skinned knee to a compound fracture of the tibia, Dr. Frank Benton is here to confirm that the best way to get rid of that injury is to rub some dirt on it. “Ideally, you want the nice, dry dirt you can find in local parks or even your backyard garden,” Benton advised.

Doctor Confirms “Rubbing Dirt On It” Cures Just About Everything
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Dad Can’t Believe Restaurant Doesn’t Have Toothpicks

Despite a decent meal and “adequate service,” local dad Kent Benson was dismayed to learn the restaurant he and his family just ate at didn’t have toothpicks at the table or the host stand. “You’re kidding, right? This is some kind of joke you pull on customers,” he said. “I mean, I see your weird

Dad Can’t Believe Restaurant Doesn’t Have Toothpicks
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Inspiring: Man Finishes Entire Pizza During First Half Of NFL Game

Some heroes don’t wear capes. They wear sweatpants. Such is the case with Cleveland native Bob Benson, who finished an entire Domino’s pizza during the first half of the Week 2 matchup between the Cleveland Browns and New Orleans Saints. “I was so into the game, I lost track of how fast I was eating,”

Inspiring: Man Finishes Entire Pizza During First Half Of NFL Game