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Man Weirdly Excited To Be Oldest Guy At Rock Concert

As Imagine Dragons played a sold-out show at the TD Garden, Francis Johnson, a 56-year-old Boston resident, was spotted by many concertgoers as being weirdly excited to be the oldest guy at the show. One 28-year-old concert goer who preferred to remain anonymous told reporters, “Yeah, I mean, I see him in line at the

Man Weirdly Excited To Be Oldest Guy At Rock Concert
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Dad Does Handshake Thing Where You Crinkle Other Person’s Knuckles

There have been multiple reports out of the Johnson household that Roger Johnson, the 44-year-old father-of-three, does that handshake thing where you crinkle the other person’s knuckles. “Yeah, he does it all the time,” Johnson’s 16-year-old son Alex told reporters. “Like, you know the thing I’m talking about, right? He sort of crunches your knuckles

Dad Does Handshake Thing Where You Crinkle Other Person’s Knuckles
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Area Dad 100,000th Shopper To Ask If Grocery Item That Won’t Scan Is Free

Local dad Andrew Lange made history this Tuesday by becoming the 100,000th person to ask “So is it free?” at the Piggly Wiggly in Oshkosh, Wisconsin. Lange, who made the joke after the clerk tried unsuccessfully to scan a bottle of Cholula hot sauce for about fifteen seconds, was greeted by confetti, balloons, and a

Area Dad 100,000th Shopper To Ask If Grocery Item That Won’t Scan Is Free
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Man Refuses To Use Rear View Camera Out Of Principle

48-year-old New Haven resident Bradley Anders has made a bold claim that, despite having a perfectly functional rear view back up camera in his 2013 Toyota Camry, he refuses to use it, insisting on doing things “the old fashioned way.” In Anders case, this involves cracking down the window, sticking out his head, and rolling

Man Refuses To Use Rear View Camera Out Of Principle
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Engaged Couple Clearly About To Break Up In This IKEA

Multiple sources are reporting that Jackson Arthur, 31, and Ashley Lewis, 29, who have been engaged since February, are “definitely about to break up” while shopping in their local IKEA. The couple has already been in the megastore for a full hour, and have added only two items to their cart, which has apparently exposed

Engaged Couple Clearly About To Break Up In This IKEA