Multiple sources are reporting that Jackson Arthur, 31, and Ashley Lewis, 29, who have been engaged since February, are “definitely about to break up” while shopping in their local IKEA. The couple has already been in the megastore for a full hour, and have added only two items to their cart, which has apparently exposed several glaring problems with their relationship.
Arthur has been overheard saying, “The sheets we have are fine. We don’t need more. I said put those away!” while Lewis has complained, “You’re never any help at all, you’re useless.”
Other shoppers have been surreptitiously paying attention to the constant bickering of this clearly soon-to-be-former couple, and notice that Arthur has already complained five times about Lewis’ mother, and Lewis has responded to Arthur’s exacerbated, “I don’t see why we’re even getting hitched in the first place” with a stern, “Maybe we won’t then.”