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Man Tries To Impress Mechanic By Using The Word “Hemi”

Despite having a very limited knowledge of cars or engines, 33-year-old Jonathan Briarson has decided to try to impress his local mechanic by using the word “hemi” in reference to his 2015 Toyota Corolla. Briarson, who took in his lightly-used vehicle for a routine oil change, found himself waiting awkwardly in a room with his

Man Tries To Impress Mechanic By Using The Word “Hemi”
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Local Man Convinced Lava Lamp In Bedroom “Still Cool”

Jonathan Strill, a 31-year-old resident of Aurora, Illinois, has recently gone on record that he is convinced the lava lamp in his bedroom will “totally become cool again” and that “it’s just a matter of time until this bad boy is the next new fad.” Strill, who has had the red lava lamp since winning

Local Man Convinced Lava Lamp In Bedroom “Still Cool”
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Dad Still Has Nose, Reports Distraught 4-Year-Old Son

39-year-old father William Peterson has stolen the nose of his four-year-old son, Joshua, and refuses to give it back, a distraught Joshua reported to the press. According to the boy, the day started like any other before it quickly took a dark turn. While he was playing with his father, the paternal figure suddenly and

Dad Still Has Nose, Reports Distraught 4-Year-Old Son
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Dad Spends First 3 Hours Of Saturday Walking Around In Tighty-Whities

Disgusted accounts are emerging from Athens, Georgia, that 44-year-old father of two William Sharp has thus far spent the first three hours of his Saturday walking around the house in nothing but a pair of white briefs, colloquially known as tighty-whities. “Ugh, dad, put on a shirt at least,” his 14-year-old son Tyler allegedly asked

Dad Spends First 3 Hours Of Saturday Walking Around In Tighty-Whities
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Local Dad’s Shocking Secret: He Doesn’t Even Own A Level

The Spartanburg, South Carolina community was rocked today by a shocking revelation from local man, Carl Henries. Despite being a dad and doing things around the house, he does not even own a level. Apparently, Henries’ neighbor was over and noticed a few shelves that looked pretty straight, but not perfectly straight. This immediately arose suspicion, because

Local Dad’s Shocking Secret: He Doesn’t Even Own A Level