39-year-old father William Peterson has stolen the nose of his four-year-old son, Joshua, and refuses to give it back, a distraught Joshua reported to the press.
According to the boy, the day started like any other before it quickly took a dark turn. While he was playing with his father, the paternal figure suddenly and without warning grabbed at the young boy’s nose with his middle and index finger, violently wrestling the appendage while saying, “Look Joshy, got your nose!”
Joshua claims he did not give permission for his father to remove his nose, and is concerned about the various medical procedures that will be required to reattach it. As of press time, Joshua’s dad still is in possession of the nose, which apparently looks a lot like a thumb when it has been removed from a four-year-old’s face.