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National Dad Council Names ‘Die Hard’ Best Christmas Movie Ever

"We had some half-hearted discussions around A Christmas Story and Home Alone, but at the end of the day, the choice was clear," said Nick Benson, a spokesman for the country's most prestigious association of dads.

National Dad Council Names ‘Die Hard’ Best Christmas Movie Ever
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Dad Just Casually Wearing Santa Suit Around House

"Yeah, it's been kind of festive, but kind of weird," Fulton's 15-year-old son Aaron told reporters. "Like, it's not as if he's playing the part. He's going by 'dad' and everything. He's just walking around in the suit, like it's a normal thing."

Dad Just Casually Wearing Santa Suit Around House
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New Study Confirms Money Does Not Grow On Trees

Dads across the country have been vindicated by a new scientific study finding no evidence of money growing on trees or shrubbery of any kind. “We’ve been saying it for years, but did our kids listen?” asked local dad Peter Benton. “Of course they didn’t. Well, now everybody knows what we’ve known all along: money

New Study Confirms Money Does Not Grow On Trees
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Local Dad Really Misses Eating At Chili’s

Bilson added that he has ordered take out from the national chain about a dozen times over the past few months, but adds, "It's not quite the same. I miss the whole Chili's experience."

Local Dad Really Misses Eating At Chili’s
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Uh Oh: Dad Declares Himself A “Robe Guy”

"Listen, when I'm lounging around the house, why should I bother with jeans or shirts? Nope, just hanging out in a robe. It's pure comfort."

Uh Oh: Dad Declares Himself A “Robe Guy”