35-year-old Gary Ronson has announced this year that he is “pretty sure” he knows the first six words to the Christmas song “Silent Night.” Ronson, who said he spent the past month going over the lyrics to really nail the opening of the classic carol, even went as far as to sing the first few
Residents of Huntsville, Alabama are praising local dad Jonathan Krabson as a hero after the father of three was seen washing the dishes after only being asked two times. “I was shocked,” his wife told reporters. “Normally I’ll ask him three, four, five times before giving up and doing it myself. But this time, when
Just moments after his neighbor unveiled his Christmas lights display for the season, featuring thousands of lights and dozens of moving figures, jealous dad Zack Smulder reported that the lights are “just okay” and that it’s “a bit of overkill, if you ask me.” Smulder, who spent hours trying to perfect his lighting display that
After his wife announced she had to go out of town for a few nights for a work conference, local dad Brian Milligan announced to his three sons that, “It looks like we’re ordering pizza tonight.” Milligan, who was left in charge of procuring dinner for his family, decided against cooking any of the potential
When Robert Johnson casually asked his coworkers where to find the best pizza in town, impressively incorrect man Alex Sanders was the first to vocally be wrong about his pizza selection. Sanders, who legitimately thinks that Burger King fries taste better than McDonald’s fries, and insists that Star Wars Episode III is criminally underrated and might
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