According to Ted Benson, “days like this are why I keep these puppies around.” The 45-year-old was preparing to paint the hall bathroom when he dug through his closet and found his trusty painting jeans, a pair of 2002 Wranglers that haven’t been washed in over five years. “The last thing I need is to
Now that Christmas has come and gone, local man Jeremy Sanders, 36, is currently figuring out when, exactly, he should throw away his tree. Sanders, who purchases a tree for his house in late November, is still not entirely sure on the proper rules of tree disposal, and has found conflicting advice from internet searches.
After seeing him pass by the living room window, your mom nervously turned to you and asked what your father was planning to do with that ladder. “I hope he’s not about to get on the roof,” she said, getting off the couch and moving to the window for a better look. “I’m not spending
Milwaukee native Mark Benson recently told his son Kevin, who was home for holiday break from the University of Wisconsin, that “New Year’s is for amateur drinkers.” “Battling long lines at the bar just to get like one drink every two hours? No thanks,” said the elder Benson. “I’m fine right here with my TV
Wondering “when it will all end,” Chicago native Bob Benson was forced by his wife to watch his 7th holiday movie on Lifetime this season. “Wait, or was it Hallmark?” he wondered. “I mean how many movies about a woman going back to a small town for the holidays are there? I also saw the
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