Upon finding you typing on your laptop in the kitchen recently, dad casually asked about the status of your work. “Working hard? Or hardly working?” he mused, before poking you in the shoulder and laughing. “Well?!” Despite you not answering the rhetorical question, your dad shook his head and noticed the Facebook window open on

In a momentous milestone, 48-year-old father-of-two Glenn Barkley is currently celebrating the 21st birthday of a pair of briefs he purchased from The Gap in 1998. The underwear, which is now old enough to legally consume alcohol, has been worn by Barkley roughly once every week for that entire span of time, and has, in

Economists and academics nationwide were astonished when it was revealed that Jerry Farland, a 32-year-old man from Barrington, Illinois, managed to spend a mere $250 when shopping at a Costco wholesale store. “This is incredible,” University of Chicago economist George Howard told reporters. “Somehow this young man managed to do a full run at Costco

Columbus, OH— Emerging, caked in sweat and grime, from the depths of his daughter’s Acura TL on Tuesday, local man Peter Ritter announced that this would be an easy fix. “At first I thought it might be an issue with the alternator, but it started just fine, so I started going down the list,” the

While playing a recreational game of softball during a family gathering out in Geneva, Illinois, 43-year-old Frank Gerlin managed to pitch the entire game with a fresh beer in his hand at all times. Gerlin, a father of two, gave up only one home run and consumed four beers over the course of the game,