52-year-old Jack Benson was recently spotted drinking his seventh cup of coffee before lunch, according to his coworkers. “The guy is like some kind of caffeine machine,” said fellow car parts salesman Jeff Gribbs. “It doesn’t even seem to affect him. Sure, he’s a bit quick-tempered but that’s just how Jack is.” When asked why

Sources confirm that, after a three-hour car trip filled with constant bickering from his three sons, local dad Bruce Mandlin has “had it up to here” with his children’s shenanigans. “Listen here, mister!” a clearly spent Mandlin was heard exclaiming. “If I hear any more ruckus back there, so help me!” While most agree that

43-year-old Bradley Fender of Cleveland, Ohio really reaches the apex of his bowling game at or around the fourth beer of the night. According to himself, anyway. “The first couple of beers are when I really start to warm my game up, but I’d say it’s around the end of beer three, start of beer

The next power outage can’t get here soon enough for Mark Chatwell, 44, of Chicago, Illinois. “I’ve got 5,000 watts just waiting to spring into action,” he claimed, patting the new generator he just installed outside his home. “You wanna take a hot shower? No problem. Keep the frozen stuff frozen even during a blackout?

He’s only been a dad for a few months, but 32-year-old Bob Benson thinks very highly of his own skills, especially when it comes to changing diapers. “This is probably the biggest poop he’s had,” said Benson, referring to his son Mike’s recent bowel movement. “And I took care of it in less than a