In a shocking announcement that will have repercussions for thermostat watching dads everywhere, 45-year-old Will Spears has reportedly agreed, after numerous entreaties from his wife and children, to raise the set temperature in his home up to a balmy 68 degrees. Spears, who normally maintains a sensible 66 degree temperature, bumping it up to 67

With a snowstorm that has covered sidewalks and driveways of suburban Oak Park, Illinois in a thick sheet of ice, local dad Daniel Blackwell, 42, has decided to bring out what he refers to as, “The real primo driveway salt.” “Yeah, I usually just use the regular salt, but for particularly nasty days like this,

Multiple sources are forecasting disaster as Howard Jenkins, who has set off for an ice fishing excursion, only packed three cases of beer for himself and his two friends. Jenkins, who has never gone ice fishing before, initially stated he assumed, “Three cases would be plenty. After all, we’re only going up for a day,

Multiple exasperated accounts out of Rockford, Illinois indicate that David Mandelay, 43-year-old father of two, has spent the last week and a half referring to everyone exclusively as, “sport,” much to his family and friends’ irritation. “At first it was kind of funny when he was like, ‘Don’t forget to put out the garbage, sport,'”

Despite his claims that he knew a shortcut, Frank Piersall led his family on a winding route to the amusement park last weekend, turning what should have been a 30-minute drive into a 50-minute journey that included going eight miles in the wrong direction. “This way we can beat the lunchtime rush,” he erroneously claimed