Multiple sources are forecasting disaster as Howard Jenkins, who has set off for an ice fishing excursion, only packed three cases of beer for himself and his two friends.
Jenkins, who has never gone ice fishing before, initially stated he assumed, “Three cases would be plenty. After all, we’re only going up for a day, and there’s three of us. Right? Like, ice fishing doesn’t entail that much beer drinking, right?”
Most experts speculate that Jenkins will run dry after only about four hours of ice fishing, at which point he will either be forced to drive 20 minutes to the nearest liquor store, or will end the ice fishing hours early, driving his friends home in bitter silence.