As the Coronavirus has led to restaurant closings, event cancellations, and a run on many important supplies in grocery stores, local dad Jared Jackson has currently made his fifth toilet paper joke of the day. Jackson, who has been cracking a variety of jokes about the state of his grocery store shelves for the past

While lecturing his 16-year-old son about the importance of hard work, local dad Gerry Rockfeld discussed his first summer job, and it sounds a lot like it was illegal child labor. “You know, back in my day, we believed in hard work,” the 46-year-old father-of-three was overhead saying. “I remember the summer of ’85, I

49-year-old Brendan Howards once “almost” saw AC/DC perform in college, according to a story he has told dozens, if not hundreds, of times. “Yup, they were playing on campus my senior year,” Howards told reporters, reciting the details with polished familiarity. “I was like, who are these guys? I’d never heard of them, so I

According to multiple sources, 31-year-old Barry Jackson is “pretty sure” that his older brother’s grade-school-aged son is “definitely between the age of four and nine.” Jackson, who claims he’s generally pretty good at telling the age of children, said he’s very confident of this particular guess. “My brother mentioned that Tyler was in first grade

After his son asked if he could mow the lawn as part of his weekly chores, local dad Ken Brandish hesitantly agreed, despite the fact that it would mean he would not be mowing the lawn nearly as much. “I mean, I want Johnny to grow and learn how to do the important things. But