"You know, I was doing the math, and I thought, three burgers per person is probably cutting it a bit close, so I got 30 burgers just in case. I don't think we'll run out."

"It's raining today and that's on me," Summers told reporters. "We hadn't had a drop of rain in two weeks, so of course the moment I head to the car wash, the skies open up."

"Oh no, turkey bacon? What am I even going to do with this?" a noticeably shaken Parker was seen asking himself. "Do I just...cook it? What's the point?"

As temperatures in the Carbondale, Illinois area remain consistently in the upper-80’s and lower 90’s, local dad Gregg Jefferies has set an area record by asking his neighbor, “Another scorcher, eh?” for the 12th day in a row. The line has generally been accompanied with an exclamation such as, “Hoo boy,” “Boy, let me tell

During a spring and summer season in which many activities have closed down or been limited, while spending social time outdoors has become increasingly encouraged, local dad Derek Hammond’s backyard hammock has never seen so much action. “It’s been one hell of a damn ride,” the hammock told reporters. “Derek is all over me this