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Man Uses 60-Degree Weather As Excuse To Wear Hawaiian Shirt

Claiming it was “just starting to feel tropical out here,” Midwestern native Dave Sanders has decided that today’s current high temperature of 60 degrees was warm enough to justify wearing his favorite gaudy Hawaiian shirt. Sanders has been seen strolling around in his mostly red-and-white patterned shirt and cargo shorts, shooting finger guns to strangers

  • March 22, 2019
Man Uses 60-Degree Weather As Excuse To Wear Hawaiian Shirt March 22, 2019
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Man Brags About His Game Of Thrones Binge

Chicago Resident Andrew Scotts, 29, recently decided to re-watch the hit HBO series Game of Thrones before the airing of the show’s final season. While many fans have had the same idea, Scotts appears to be very proud of his dedication, as he has been seen bragging about this fact to coworkers and friends for weeks.

  • March 14, 2019
Man Brags About His Game Of Thrones Binge March 14, 2019
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Dad Who Mostly Cooks Instant Ramen Considers Self A Master Chef

According to his two children and his wife who does most of the household cooking, Dan Sterns, 43, has recently begun bragging that he is a “master chef,” even though the majority of his cooking involves making ramen noodle packets. “I don’t mean to brag, but I’m kind of a cooking wiz,” Sterns was heard

  • March 14, 2019
Dad Who Mostly Cooks Instant Ramen Considers Self A Master Chef March 14, 2019
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Michael Keaton’s Best Dad Roles

Michael Keaton has been gracing the big and small screen with his unique dad energy for over 40 years. During his illustrious career, he’s played classic characters who will go down in the annals of film history. His Batman was iconic, and Beetlejuice has such lasting impact we’re afraid to say Beetlejuice one more time in

  • March 13, 2019
Michael Keaton’s Best Dad Roles March 13, 2019
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Local Man Taking Two Years To Finish Bottle Of Bushmills

Reports out of Frankfort, Kentucky indicate that local man Eric Kranley has been slowly nursing the same bottle of Bushmills Black Bush for two years. Kranley, who claims to be “more of a beer guy,” purchased the bottle several years ago for a holiday party, and has only intermittently poured the occasional glass for himself

  • March 8, 2019
Local Man Taking Two Years To Finish Bottle Of Bushmills March 8, 2019
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