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Children Everywhere Prep For Stale Peeps Season

As Easter fast approaches, children across the nation are preparing for one of the more unheralded parts of the year—the beginning of stale Peeps season. This period of time, when multiple Peeps are left in opened containers and packages for a few days and change texture from soft to somewhat tougher and chewier, marks when

  • April 11, 2019
Children Everywhere Prep For Stale Peeps Season April 11, 2019
Satire

Man Decides To Put More Ketchup On That

After carefully considering his options while surveying his meal, 31-year-old Dennis Jackson has decided that he, in fact, would like to put some more ketchup on that. “It was a tough decision to make,” Jackson admitted. “I mean, I already put some ketchup on it, you know? But the more I thought about it, the

  • April 11, 2019
Man Decides To Put More Ketchup On That April 11, 2019
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Dad To Waitress Clearing Empty Plates: ‘We All Hated It’

While out with his family at a local eatery, father of three Chris Sanders jokingly informed his waitress that “we all hated it” as she removed a series of empty plates from the table. Sanders then chuckled and gestured to his now-slightly-embarrassed family as he added, “I mean, they cleaned their plates entirely, but you

  • April 8, 2019
Dad To Waitress Clearing Empty Plates: ‘We All Hated It’ April 8, 2019
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Man Refers To Every Other Driver On Road As ‘Pal’

During a particularly frustrating rush hour drive home, 34-year-old Andrew Smith started referring to every other driver on the road as “pal.” “Oh Jeeze, nice blinker pal!” the visibly frustrated accountant shouted at a Kia that just cut him off. “Oh yeah, sure pal, no need to catch up to the car in front of

  • April 8, 2019
Man Refers To Every Other Driver On Road As ‘Pal’ April 8, 2019
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Dad Smushes Spider, Won’t Stop Bragging About It

Shortly after stepping on a spider found in the house, local dad Brent Siller began bragging about his deed. Now, several days later, this 42-year-old father of two simply won’t shut up about it. “Yeah, it’s getting really annoying,” his 14-year-old son Parker reported. “Like, he keeps saying stuff like ‘watch out, there might be

  • April 8, 2019
Dad Smushes Spider, Won’t Stop Bragging About It April 8, 2019
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