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Local Dad Very Proud Of How Many BTUs He Has

“See how quickly that got cool?” local dad Bob Benson bragged to his neighbor, who had stopped by the house to check out his new AC system. “55,000 BTUs will do that.” Benson, who reportedly considered systems ranging from 36,000 all the way up to 70,000 BTUs, is extremely proud of his choice. “Any more

Local Dad Very Proud Of How Many BTUs He Has
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Man Adds Third And Fourth Grills To Collection

Unable to decide between two different grills during a recent visit to The Home Depot, 48-year-old John Benson ended up buying both, bringing his total number of backyard grills to four. “I already had a Traeger and a Kamado Joe, so I had pellet and charcoal covered,” he said. “But to really complete the set,

Man Adds Third And Fourth Grills To Collection
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Dad Very Proud Of Dog…Oh And You, Too

After spending nearly two hours trying to teach the family lab how to fetch, Dad is happy to report that Sparky is a natural. “I’m so proud of you,” he told Sparky in a high-pitched voice. “Yes I am. Yes I am.” When he spotted you entering the backyard, Dad forced a smile and said,

Dad Very Proud Of Dog…Oh And You, Too
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Man Wowed By Meat And Cheese In Same Packaging

Claiming he had now “seen everything,” 38-year-old John Benson of Chicago was shocked after finding a magical combo of meat and cheese in the same package on the shelf of his local grocery store. “I mean, sure, we’ve all seen the little snack packets of crackers with a tiny slice of cheese and a sliver

Man Wowed By Meat And Cheese In Same Packaging
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Man On Verge Of Remembering Mother’s Day

Husband and father Nick Benson is going to realize Sunday is Mother’s Day any moment now, according to witnesses. “He’s just got that look about him,” said his daughter. “It usually happens like the night before a big holiday or anniversary. He just bolts upright and realizes he has to run to the store before

Man On Verge Of Remembering Mother’s Day