What started out as an epic feast of savory meats, delicious sides and decadent desserts has turned into a sad state of affairs, as the only item left in the fridge is Aunt Edna's green bean casserole.

“Oh, we could totally stay on the tree all fall and winter,” one of the leaves claimed as it sat among a few thousand of its friends in the middle of your lawn. “We just really enjoy playing those head games with you,” said the yellow leaf. “It’s a coordinated thing. The first wave is

Upon finding you typing on your laptop in the kitchen recently, dad casually asked about the status of your work. “Working hard? Or hardly working?” he mused, before poking you in the shoulder and laughing. “Well?!” Despite you not answering the rhetorical question, your dad shook his head and noticed the Facebook window open on

“See how quickly that got cool?” local dad Bob Benson bragged to his neighbor, who had stopped by the house to check out his new AC system. “55,000 BTUs will do that.” Benson, who reportedly considered systems ranging from 36,000 all the way up to 70,000 BTUs, is extremely proud of his choice. “Any more