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Breaking News: Green Bean Casserole All That’s Left

What started out as an epic feast of savory meats, delicious sides and decadent desserts has turned into a sad state of affairs, as the only item left in the fridge is Aunt Edna's green bean casserole.

  • November 29, 2019
Breaking News: Green Bean Casserole All That’s Left November 29, 2019
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Steak Like A Dad With Snake River Farms

The holidays are upon us and that means the same thing it means all year long: time to grill up some amazing steaks. That’s just what dads do. Well, we here at Classic Dad had the chance to partner up with Snake River Farms and we give their steaks 5 out of 5 stars. Check

  • November 13, 2019
Steak Like A Dad With Snake River Farms November 13, 2019
Satire

Report: Leaves Just Falling To Piss You Off

“Oh, we could totally stay on the tree all fall and winter,” one of the leaves claimed as it sat among a few thousand of its friends in the middle of your lawn. “We just really enjoy playing those head games with you,” said the yellow leaf. “It’s a coordinated thing. The first wave is

  • November 9, 2019
Report: Leaves Just Falling To Piss You Off November 9, 2019
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Dad Asks If You’re Working Hard Or Hardly Working

Upon finding you typing on your laptop in the kitchen recently, dad casually asked about the status of your work. “Working hard? Or hardly working?” he mused, before poking you in the shoulder and laughing. “Well?!” Despite you not answering the rhetorical question, your dad shook his head and noticed the Facebook window open on

  • October 3, 2019
Dad Asks If You’re Working Hard Or Hardly Working October 3, 2019
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Local Dad Very Proud Of How Many BTUs He Has

“See how quickly that got cool?” local dad Bob Benson bragged to his neighbor, who had stopped by the house to check out his new AC system. “55,000 BTUs will do that.” Benson, who reportedly considered systems ranging from 36,000 all the way up to 70,000 BTUs, is extremely proud of his choice. “Any more

  • May 31, 2019
Local Dad Very Proud Of How Many BTUs He Has May 31, 2019
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