Dad’s Thanksgiving Day: A Timeline

November 21, 2016

Intro

Thanksgiving Food

Thanksgiving is a wonderful time of the year when everyone gets together, eats too much food, gets a little bit wine-drunk, and tries not to yell at Uncle Ralph for saying something kind of racist.

But it’s truly a holiday that dads love.

They get to sit back, watch football, cut up meat with a knife, and actually make their dad jokes to an audience. It doesn’t get any better than that. Here is a typical Thanksgiving day for a dad, as a timeline.