We Now Live In The Era Of Toilet-Cleaning Robots

March 3, 2019

The age of the toilet brush has gone. The time of the toilet-cleaning robots is at hand.

That’s right: For $500, you can own a robot that will clean the pee and poop right off the toilet for you. From a dad’s perspective, there are some positives and negatives. Let’s take a look!

Pros:
-Efficient
-More dependable than your kid, who never does the chores
-You can brag about it to the neighbors
-Fun nickname opportunities like “The Poopmaster 5000” and “RoboCrap”

Cons:
-$500?
-It doesn’t stop the sink from leaking, which is the real bathroom problem
-They didn’t call it a Poomba