Dad Rule: Dad Is The Ultimate Wardrobe & Fashion Expert

January 30, 2018

It’s time again to add a new rule to the Official Handbook of Dad. The patriarchal guide, created by the Founding Fathers and continuously updated by the top dads of the day, provides needed guidance and wisdom to dads everywhere.

Ponder carefully, this week’s proposal: Dad is the ultimate wardrobe and fashion expert.

Hey! Who’s that sharp-dressed man in aisle four? ZZ Top?

Nope, it’s dad, rockin’ that flannel shirt and Levi’s combo making the checkout girls swoon. In today’s world of fashion, that can be so confusing you have to wonder if the designer was trying to kill the person wearing their latest line, the one person who needs to guide us is golf shirt and khakis clad dad. He would never subject your man zone to the constraints and discomfort of skinny jeans.

Dad doesn’t lather himself in Axe, he chops wood with an Ax.

Let’s see dad on the runways of all the top fashion shows! Milan! New York! Des Moines!

Need more convincing? Then please digest the top five reasons this rule should be added:
1 – The white dad belt makes you look like a karate martial arts master.
2 – While not appreciated currently, one day soon the short-sleeved dress shirt will be recognized as the greatest fashion innovation ever.
3 – Has there ever been a sexier look than the shop glasses/white tank top/tool belt combo?
4 – Only the hottest babes flirt with the Field & Stream models.
5 – After a shower, manly dad uses the classic towel around the waist look while getting ready for work, “men” who can’t change a tire wear fancy monogrammed robes.