Hidden Valley Is Selling Kegs Of Ranch! What Else Can You Get In Kegs?

November 8, 2017

As you may have seen on your favorite Dad Twitter account, Hidden Valley has started selling their ranch dressing in keg form. It costs $50 and includes a year supply of Ranch dressing. This is, of course, a publicity stunt. It’s also the most exciting news your dad has heard in a long time. But did you know, your dad can get a bunch of his favorite things in keg form? It’s true.

Wine

No, we’re not talking about the barrels that wine gets aged in. If you’re a wine drinking dad, and you so wanted, you can stock your kegerator with wine. Seriously, there’s a company called Free Flow Wines that delivers wine in kegs. Now, that absolutely is too much wine for one household, but, like…depending on your dad, maybe it isn’t?

Coffee & Iced Tea

The folks at Joyride Coffee in San Diego have ensured that, if you’re willing, you can get a keg of coffee or tea, which is either “an amount of coffee no human could ever consume” or “an amount of coffee that only a coffee dad could consume, and yeah, he totally would.”

(The answer is the second one)

Milk

It’s almost impossible to get in America right now, because our dairy regulations are extremely strict, but you can find a few places that deal with kegs of milk. Now, this is really only practical for, say, coffee shops, or dads who prefer to eat cereal as their late night snack. But, if you want it enough, sure, you can get a keg of milk. But there’s one item that all dads are sure to love in keg form…

Beer

Well, obviously kegs are made for beer, but we know your dad would be pretty annoyed if we failed to include it to close things out here. Nothing will ever top a keg full of beer. But Ranch dressing, well, that does at least come close.