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Best (And Worst) Solar Eclipse Puns You’ll Ever See

  • August 20, 2017

Sometime on Monday, depending where you live, the Moon will pass directly between the Earth and the Sun. This will block out all of the Sun’s light, which is pretty cool. Less cool is the fact you can still go blind if you stare at it without the proper protective eyewear.

This also presents a monumental moment for dad puns. We asked our Twitter followers (@ClassicDadMoves) for their best/worst solar eclipse puns, and they did not disappoint. Check out some of these gems.

So unless you've been in the dark, you know there's a solar eclipse tomorrow. ????

Reply to this w/ your best (and worst) puns for the event.

— Classic Dad Moves (@ClassicDadMoves) August 20, 2017

How did the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

— Alex (@AlexJacobo36) August 20, 2017

Safety First pic.twitter.com/DP16u0rFcr

— Classic Dad Moves (@ClassicDadMoves) August 21, 2017

How do you organise a solar eclipse party? You planet #SolarEclipse2017

— Dave (@frankelslowbro) August 20, 2017

Today is Sunday… tomorrow is Let's Cover the Sun-day

— Bcaps (@bcapone13) August 20, 2017

All of this excitement about the eclipse seems a little SHADY to me. Get it?!?….see what i did there? SHADY…get it?!? Lol

— Steve/Karen Burgess (@SteveKarenBurg2) August 20, 2017

Didn't wear my sunglasses during the last eclipse. Now I'm blind. Didn't see that coming…

— ????Shawn Gilbert???? (@Shawn_Gilbert) August 20, 2017

Let's have a solar-bration party

— Blaise Waller (@Blaiseofglory5) August 20, 2017

What did the sun say to the moon while leaning in for a kiss? Eeek! Lips!!

Pls kill me

— George Price (@ItsGeorgieP) August 20, 2017

I had a good one but can't see it anymore due to the total eclipse of the pun.

— Walker (@Walkers_Class) August 20, 2017

All these jokes are really dark natured

— Cliff Campbell (@cliff_cat_lover) August 20, 2017

Oh this eclipse is happening, beyond a SHADOW of a doubt.

— Vincent Osborne (@VOsborne_3) August 20, 2017



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