The Final Stage: Dad
And then, nine months (it’s actually more like 10) after some night’s marital duties are performed, it happens. You’re a dad. And everything else spirals quickly into every single dad trope you were sure you’d never be a part of.
The puns you’ll do right away because, if you’re being honest, dad jokes have always been funny.
Then, the dad fashion comes, because you’re so exhausted from raising another human being that, eh, who cares what clothes you wear so long as they’re comfortable.
And eventually you become full blown dad. And your bro friends? Well, somehow as all this went down, they started to dad out too. You’ve gone from bros to dad, but you’re still as close as ever. Just with different priorities than before.
And at the end of the day, you’re perfectly happy with where you ended up, and how you got there.