Stage Five: Marriage
Then it happens. You got hitched. Married life is a whirlwind, and the bachelor party is one of your final huge bro-outs.
Then there’s the wedding, the biggest party of your life, and the honeymoon, which, *suggestive raised eyebrows*, and eventually you get back and settle into a routine.
The seeds of dadhood are starting to rise from the embers of your brohood. Getting a bros night out is a rare event, a cause for celebration, and you will get obnoxiously drunk surprisingly fast with a 50/50 chance you end the night on the couch with a pissed off wife. Those are your final coughs of your bro life. Because, after a few years, you move on to…