The Evolution From Bro To Dad
Stage Four: The Serious Relationship
Now, some bros find their super serious girlfriend in college, but they still go through the other phases, albeit without as many hookups (we’re assuming). But eventually, they sink into phase four, just like when you find that girl you’re really into.
You’ll bro out once, maybe twice a month, but you’re starting to spend more nights staying in to binge-watch Narcos, which you’ll also talk to your friends about a bit more than they want you to. A few years ago you used to make fun of your friends who actually spent their night hosting little dinner parties, but suddenly the idea of getting a solid buzz on a bottle of wine with your best coupled friends doesn’t seem that bad.
You’re still tight with your bros, of course, that’s forever. But you also have donated most of your party tanks to the Salvation Army.
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