Stage Two: The REAL WORLD (With Your Bros)
Once you graduate, you have to go out, get a job, and actually, ugh, wake up early in the morning every day. But your bro-self will not be denied.
Being 23 years old is the one time in your life where you have an actual super power. You can go out with your friends any night of the week, stay out till 2 or 3 in the morning, stumble back home, and actually make it through the following work day.
You won’t like it, but you’ll be able to do it. Multiple times a week! During this time, if you’ve broken up with your college girlfriend, you’re probably bringing in the occasional weekend hookups, maybe even a few casual girlfriends here and there. But you’re still full-bro. Bro for life!