Your Guide To March Madness (According To Dad)

February 24, 2017

DO: Fill Out A Bracket

“Now don’t tell your mother, but I put in $20 for this bracket in my office pool, and if I win I’ll get three hundred smackaroos. Plus, following the bracket gives you a reason to watch all the games, really hoping your team will come out on top! Trust me, filling out a bracket makes the tournament about ten times more enjoyable. Think of the payout!”

~Your dad, an hour before the number two seed he has going to the final four loses in the first round.