Your Guide To March Madness (According To Dad)

February 24, 2017

DON’T: Drink Too Much Too Early

“Listen, I know you want to go out there and hit that bottle hard for the occasion, but you gotta pace yourself. Trust me, the night games are just as exciting as the early ones, you wouldn’t want to miss them ’cause you got smashed on fireball or whatever it is you kids are into nowadays.”

~Your dad, at 2PM, on beer number 5.