How To Play Far Cry On Xbox Around A Toddler (And Not Feel Bad)
ONLY NON-VIOLENT MISSIONS
Only Non-Violent Missions
I justify my play by only doing non-violent, non-people killing missions like capturing radio towers, moving like a silent assassin too skilled to use weapons on dumb terrorists, and hunting missions that require serious skills with a bow.
That way, if my son does peek at the screen, the worst thing that will happen is that he wears a tux with a camouflage vest in his wedding. I figure if he sees any people-on-people violence, the worst that can happen is that he will be wearing a suit of human skin when he marries his favorite chair.
I’m still not sure which is worse.
If any violence does break out (terrorists can be pesky after all), I position my bulbous 300-pound frame in front of the TV in a fashion that my son grows worried about, yet still not privy to.
He cannot see around me, as I am not a window. But I am, technically, still a good dad. At least that’s what I tell myself. Speaking of telling people things…
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