Dad’s Thanksgiving Day: A Timeline
POST MEAL
6:30 — Dad pours himself a scotch, starts watching the evening football games.
7:30 — Guests begin to leave.
8:00 — Dad falls asleep in his recliner.
10:30 — Dad wakes up from nap, spends an hour watching cable news before going to sleep.
And there you have it, one of the best days to be a dad. Happy Thanksgiving to all the dads out there, and their wives and kids who get to fake-smile their way through hundreds of bad puns this Thursday.
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