12:00-4:30 — Dad spends 95% of this time period on the recliner watching Thanksgiving Day football.
12:30 — Dad gets up for beer number 2.
2:45 — Dad gets up to go to the kitchen to ask if he can eat one of the giblets from the turkey. When that is refused, he grabs beer number 3.
4:31 — Dad is annoyed that he has to turn off the football game.
4:32 — Dad becomes excited when he realizes he’s about to carve the turkey.