Russell Wilson proved to himself and the world that he totally absolutely has now had sex (genuflects) with the announcement that his wife Ciara is expecting the birth of their first child. So, soon Russell Wilson, quarterback of the Seattle Seahawks and Microsoft Surface spokesperson, is going to be a dad.
And he’s going to be the most Dad who has ever Dadded. Here’s why.
Moms use iPads, but dads swear by the Surface Pro. “But honey! The keyboard comes off!”
“I had a poster just like it on my wall growing up, son.”
There’s a good to fair chance that Russell Wilson has accidentally posted a Google search term as a Facebook post.
Pretty strong dad play.
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