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6 Signs Russell Wilson Will Be The Ultimate Dad

  • October 27, 2016

Russell Wilson proved to himself and the world that he totally absolutely has now had sex (genuflects) with the announcement that his wife Ciara is expecting the birth of their first child. So, soon Russell Wilson, quarterback of the Seattle Seahawks and Microsoft Surface spokesperson, is going to be a dad.

And he’s going to be the most Dad who has ever Dadded. Here’s why.

That Microsoft Surface Thing

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Moms use iPads, but dads swear by the Surface Pro. “But honey! The keyboard comes off!”

He Thinks This Is Cool

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“I had a poster just like it on my wall growing up, son.”

He once googled “how to describe a beautiful woman” to post something sappy about his wife.

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There’s a good to fair chance that Russell Wilson has accidentally posted a Google search term as a Facebook post.

He Hosted The Kids Choice Sports Awards In 2016

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Pretty strong dad play.

Because…Well Look At Him

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Just Look At Him

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Ultimate Dad.

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