4 Guys Whose Asses Your Dad Could Still Kick

September 26, 2016

3. A Bear.

Yep, your dad can kick a bear’s big, brown, hairy, bear ass. But not just any bear; if it’s a Polar, Grizzly or possibly even a Koala Bear your dad will probably end up with his ass being bitten off. But an extinct bear? Like say the Austrian Brown Bear? No problem. Just find a stuffed and preserved bear carcass.

Then he’ll kick its ass until the security guard escorts him out or he gets tired.

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