4 Guys Whose Asses Your Dad Could Still Kick
2. Caitlyn Jenner
This isn’t fair and you shouldn’t really mis-gender people. But Caitlyn (née Bruce Jenner) is the 6-foot tall, muscular, gold standard Olympian your dad could totally beat. With the element of surprise. Just imagine your pudgy dad yelling,“Hey Bruce I got your Wheaties right here!”
As Bruce gets ready to correct your dad’s obvious error, your pops quickly shoves her over off of her 6-inch heels and runs away, to fight another day, knowing he is now an Olympic-grade ass kicker.
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