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6 Dad Jokes Sure To Get You Kicked Out Of The Bar

  • September 24, 2016

More Bad Jokes


*Order a White Russian
You: You know the fastest liquid on Earth?
Milk – because it’s pasteurized before most people even see it!

*See someone texting:
You: If you’re texting “fuck” and it autocorrects to “duck” it’s okay to keep it…It’s still FOWL language.

*Bring a ruler, blatantly put it up to people:
Person: 
What are you doing?
You: Measuring your patience…


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