Dads across the country have reported a sharp rise in unsanctioned thermostat adjustments due to extremely cold weather. “When I go to bed, the thermostat is set at 68 degrees, which is plenty warm by the way,” said Chicago dad Sam Benson. “I wake up and it’s 72. You tell me if you think I’m

Dads across the nation have officially announced the start of thermostat watching season. As the temperatures get lower and lower as winter arrives, dads will be putting in overtime to make sure that no one touches the thermostat, no matter how cold they claim to be. “Oh, yeah, this is the calm before the storm,”

Citing his status as “the one who pays the bills around here,” Texas father-of-three Mike Benson recently launched a formal investigation into who adjusted the thermostat from 72 to 68 while he was at work. “I was at the job site today and something just felt off,” said Benson. “It was like a disturbance in the