Neighborhood Rocked As Local Dad Suggests Guns N’ Roses Just Okay
In breaking news that has rocked the close-knit suburban community of Arvada, Colorado, local dad Keith Anders has admitted that he thinks Guns N’ Roses, the prominent 1980s hard rock band beloved by dads worldwide, is “just okay.” “Sure, I mean, I like Appetite for Destruction, but I only really listen to ‘Welcome to the