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Report: Bucket Of Fried Chicken Never Stood A Chance
A 10-piece bucket of fried chicken was polished off in about 15 minutes yesterday at the Jones household in suburban Dallas. According to witnesses, the food “never stood a chance” against the family of four. “The moment I saw Sheila carrying that bucket in from the car, I thought to myself ‘It’ll all be over