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Doctor Confirms “Rubbing Dirt On It” Cures Just About Everything

From a skinned knee to a compound fracture of the tibia, Dr. Frank Benton is here to confirm that the best way to get rid of that injury is to rub some dirt on it. “Ideally, you want the nice, dry dirt you can find in local parks or even your backyard garden,” Benton advised.

  • September 18, 2018
Doctor Confirms “Rubbing Dirt On It” Cures Just About Everything September 18, 2018
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