Reports out of Cleveland indicate that 43-year-old dad Gerry Wayne is currently furious after being tricked into eating a plant-based “Impossible Burger.” “I can’t believe it,” Wayne fumed to reporters. “The lady at the grocery store told me that this was an ‘impossible burger’ and I thought that it meant that it was impossibly delicious.

After months of speculation, it has been confirmed that local dad, Johnathon Peters, has officially created a TikTok account, much to the worry of his wife and children. “Oh no, this is going to be uncomfortable,” Peters’ 15-year-old daughter Page told reporters. “I don’t know if dad knows what TikTok videos are actually like, but

After several months without a haircut, 32-year-old Henry Johnson decided he would try to “clean up” his appearance by cutting his own hair in front of his bathroom mirror. Naturally, it went about as successfully as you’d expect. “Yeah, this was…this was not a good idea,” Johnson admitted while showcasing his hair which is somehow

While entering his third month of stay-at-home self-quarantine, 34-year-old Kyle Richardson has found comfort from the most surprising source—a corporation. “You know, I was feeling pretty anxious and overwrought,” Richardson explained to reporters over Zoom. “I think a lot of us are feeling like that. But then, a commercial came on telling me that a