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Man Blames Rain On Decision To Wash Car

"It's raining today and that's on me," Summers told reporters. "We hadn't had a drop of rain in two weeks, so of course the moment I head to the car wash, the skies open up."

  • August 13, 2020
Man Blames Rain On Decision To Wash Car August 13, 2020
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Man Horrified To Learn He Accidentally Bought Turkey Bacon

"Oh no, turkey bacon? What am I even going to do with this?" a noticeably shaken Parker was seen asking himself. "Do I just...cook it? What's the point?"

  • August 6, 2020
Man Horrified To Learn He Accidentally Bought Turkey Bacon August 6, 2020
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“Another Scorcher, Eh?” Dad Asks Neighbor 12th Day In Row

As temperatures in the Carbondale, Illinois area remain consistently in the upper-80’s and lower 90’s, local dad Gregg Jefferies has set an area record by asking his neighbor, “Another scorcher, eh?” for the 12th day in a row. The line has generally been accompanied with an exclamation such as, “Hoo boy,” “Boy, let me tell

  • August 1, 2020
“Another Scorcher, Eh?” Dad Asks Neighbor 12th Day In Row August 1, 2020
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Backyard Hammock Has Never Seen This Much Action

During a spring and summer season in which many activities have closed down or been limited, while spending social time outdoors has become increasingly encouraged, local dad Derek Hammond’s backyard hammock has never seen so much action. “It’s been one hell of a damn ride,” the hammock told reporters. “Derek is all over me this

  • July 24, 2020
Backyard Hammock Has Never Seen This Much Action July 24, 2020
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Dad Would Rather Go Shirtless Than Turn On AC

With temperatures for the past few weeks steadily in 90-degree territory, Schaumburg, Illinois father of two Fred Richardson has decided that, instead of “burning through money” by running his home’s central air conditioning unit, he would simply go shirtless. “Listen, it’s not too hot really, not if you got a few fans going, and lose

  • July 17, 2020
Dad Would Rather Go Shirtless Than Turn On AC July 17, 2020
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