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“Oh You’re Not Going Out Dressed Like That,” Dad Says Yet Again

Sources report that Hailey, the 16-year-old daughter of Jonathan Markson, has been forced a third time to change her outfit before going to the movies with her boyfriend. Each time she has worn what she felt to be a sensible outfit, until being told by Markson, “Oh no, there’s no way you’re going out dressed

  • November 4, 2017
“Oh You’re Not Going Out Dressed Like That,” Dad Says Yet Again November 4, 2017
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Dad Gifts Through The Ages: The Tie Rack

In this edition of Dad Gifts Through The Ages, we explore the Tie Rack, a quintessential gift children once gave dads to show that they cared enough to buy something, but not enough to put any thought into it. The Tie Rack It is a little-known fact that Cornelius Vanderbilt, the American business magnate who

  • October 29, 2017
Dad Gifts Through The Ages: The Tie Rack October 29, 2017
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Local Dad Tapes Nickels To His Back As Halloween Costume

Continuing his tradition of dressing up as a bad pun for Halloween each year, Glendale resident Henry Alberts has taped dozens of nickels to his back and has been going to his wife and children asking if they “get” what his costume is. “Hey guys, guess what I am,” he has said seven times in

  • October 28, 2017
Local Dad Tapes Nickels To His Back As Halloween Costume October 28, 2017
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Sport Expert Dad Tells Son The Secret To Winning: Hustle

Austin, Texas dad and self-proclaimed “all-around sports expert” John Friedericks revealed to his son this week the one true secret to winning in competitive athletics. “Son, a lot of guys out there got talent, but the one thing that you need to win? That’s hustle. Gotta show some hustle out there, son! That’s how you

  • October 27, 2017
Sport Expert Dad Tells Son The Secret To Winning: Hustle October 27, 2017
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Dad Using The Leaf Blower Again

According to John Sizemore, 16, of Oak Lawn, Illinois, dad is using the leaf blower. Again. Sizemore reports that this is the fourth time this week that dad has started using the leaf blower to clear the lawn, and that he has taken it out at least a dozen times since fall has began. Sizemore

  • October 27, 2017
Dad Using The Leaf Blower Again October 27, 2017
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