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Dad Buys Membership At Indoor Tennis Club For Some Reason

Announcing that he “might as well get a few games going in the winter,” Overland Park, Kansas father-of-two, Andrew Spiro, has apparently purchased a membership for a nearby indoor tennis club for some reason. Spiro, who occasionally plays tennis on free outdoor courts during the summer with his kids, but isn’t what you’d call “a

Dad Buys Membership At Indoor Tennis Club For Some Reason
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Local Dad Proudly Displays Bookshelf Full Of DVDs

Despite the prevalence of streaming services as the nation’s primary way to watch film and tv shows, local dad Kent Anderbrock, 53, still has hundreds of DVDs proudly on display in his living room, filling up an entire bookshelf. This DVD collection, which began with the purchase of Monty Python and the Holy Grail on

Local Dad Proudly Displays Bookshelf Full Of DVDs
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Nation’s Dads To Spend 3 Minutes On Their Feet This Thanksgiving

With Thanksgiving around the corner, a recent report has determined that the average dad will spend an entire three minutes on his feet during the holiday. This is a slight increase from last year, when dads averaged two minutes and fifty three seconds on their feet, but is in line with recent trends. According to

Nation’s Dads To Spend 3 Minutes On Their Feet This Thanksgiving
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Dad Repeats Claim He Used To Walk Uphill To And From School

In an effort to quell his 10-year-old son’s whining about having to rake the leaves, local dad Steven Benson once again repeated the impossible claim that when he was young, he had to walk uphill five miles to and from school. “I mean it, Bobby,” he said. “I didn’t even have a bike. Just two

Dad Repeats Claim He Used To Walk Uphill To And From School
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Dads Nationwide Celebrate Beginning Of Thermostat Watching Season

Dads across the nation have officially announced the start of thermostat watching season. As the temperatures get lower and lower as winter arrives, dads will be putting in overtime to make sure that no one touches the thermostat, no matter how cold they claim to be. “Oh, yeah, this is the calm before the storm,”

Dads Nationwide Celebrate Beginning Of Thermostat Watching Season