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6-Year-Old Son Mature Enough For Die Hard, Dad Decides

Citing his 6-year-old son’s “mental toughness” and general “love of action movies,” Chicago father Mark Tomlinson plans to watch Die Hard with his boy for the first time this holiday season. “We were going to watch it last year, but the mother-in-law was visiting and she said it was too violent, so we had to

  • November 24, 2017
6-Year-Old Son Mature Enough For Die Hard, Dad Decides November 24, 2017
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Dad Buys Backup Power Drill, Just In Case

Worried his current power drill could break at any moment, Dallas, Texas dad Kevin Benson recently made a trip to the local hardware store to purchase a backup drill. “Just in case something happens to Dewie,” Benson said, referring to his Dewalt power drill that is in perfect working condition. “It could run out of

  • November 24, 2017
Dad Buys Backup Power Drill, Just In Case November 24, 2017
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73% Of Nation’s Dads Tear Hamstring Playing Football In Backyard

An annual tradition turned tragic this Thanksgiving holiday when millions of dads across America tore their hamstrings during Turkey Day football games in the yard. “It’s supposed to be a time for giving thanks, but unfortunately for the vast majority of fathers, Thanksgiving will be remembered for the searing pain in their legs after they

  • November 23, 2017
73% Of Nation’s Dads Tear Hamstring Playing Football In Backyard November 23, 2017
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Dad’s Instagram Literally Just Pictures Of His Grill

Ever since activating his Instagram account to “see what all the fuss is about” a few weeks ago, local dad Aaron Johnson has posted dozens of pictures with one thing in common. Every single picture is just of his grill, or of him in the middle of grilling food. Anderson explained his approach to photography,

  • November 22, 2017
Dad’s Instagram Literally Just Pictures Of His Grill November 22, 2017
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Dad Wants You To Know He Loosened That Pickle Jar

The only reason you opened that pickle jar is because dad loosened it for you, dad claimed after watching you twist off the cap with ease. “As usual, I put in all the work and then you reap the benefit,” dad said, annoyed and visibly embarrassed about not being able to twist the cap off,

  • November 19, 2017
Dad Wants You To Know He Loosened That Pickle Jar November 19, 2017
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