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Oh No, Dad At Wedding Just Went Out To The Dance Floor

Oh no. Reports are coming in that Ralph Rodgers, a dad currently at a wedding, has just gone out onto the dance floor. Rodgers, who is considered by many to be an enthusiastic, though not particularly graceful, dancer, appears to have been drawn to the floor by the DJ’s decision to play the Chicken Dance.

Oh No, Dad At Wedding Just Went Out To The Dance Floor
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Local Dad Reports He Just Saw ‘That New Comic Book Movie’

Local Dad Johnathan Garner has recently reported that, this past weekend, he “went out and saw that new comic book film, you know the one with the Super guy and that Gal Garbot woman?” Garner, who is a self-declared “comic book movie fan” claims to have “seen all of the big comic book movies. Even

Local Dad Reports He Just Saw ‘That New Comic Book Movie’
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Dad Adds Third Kicker To His Fantasy Football Team

Local dad Aaron Franks shocked the members of his fantasy football league by dropping his backup quarterback in order to pick up a third kicker, despite already having Matt Prater and Kai Forbath on his roster. Franks, who currently has a 3-9 record, has decided to pick up Jaguars kicker Josh Lambo because, “He’s projected

Dad Adds Third Kicker To His Fantasy Football Team
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‘It’ll Fit In The Living Room,’ Says Dad About 25-Foot Christmas Tree

Ignoring protests from his family, Columbus, Ohio father-of-two Roy Henriks is currently insisting that the 25-foot-tall Christmas tree he is looking to purchase “should fit” in his family’s living room. Despite the fact that his living room is only 14 feet high, and that he made almost the exact same mistake last year that involved

‘It’ll Fit In The Living Room,’ Says Dad About 25-Foot Christmas Tree
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Oh No, Local Dad Just Put On His Caroling Santa Hat

Sources are warning that local dad Henry Lunman has been seen wearing a Santa Claus hat, which means that the father of three clearly is planning on Christmas caroling around the neighborhood, much to his children’s horror. Lunman, who put on the hat early in the morning on the Saturday after Thanksgiving, has been known

Oh No, Local Dad Just Put On His Caroling Santa Hat