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Middle-Aged Man Seen Shoveling Snow In T-Shirt

After the first significant snowfall of the winter, 40-year-old father of two Ken Webers has been spotted shoveling snow to clear his driveway while not even bothering to put on a coat. Webers, who has spent the last thirty minutes outside in 29-degree weather wearing nothing but boots, jeans, and a Grateful Dead t-shirt, has

Middle-Aged Man Seen Shoveling Snow In T-Shirt
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Local Dad Keeps Asking What The Hell A “Bitcoin” Is

With reports of rising Bitcoin values in the news this past week, local dad Andrew Fairbanks has grown increasingly exacerbated at his inability to grasp the concept behind the digital currency. “So what the hell is this Bitcoin thing, then?” he has been heard repeatedly asking his 15-year-old son, Ryan. While Ryan has a “pretty good

Local Dad Keeps Asking What The Hell A “Bitcoin” Is
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Competitive Dad Buys Every Single Christmas Light In Town

Ohio dad Jonathan Jansen earned the ire of his neighbors recently by purchasing every single light bulb the Akron suburb of Fairlawn in order to ensure he has the best lighting display in town. Jansen, who is known for his competitive nature, went to every single department and hardware store in town, spending over $3,000

Competitive Dad Buys Every Single Christmas Light In Town
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Dad Crushed When Son Asks For His Steak “Well-Done”

Gary Benson has always been a proud father. His 15-year-old son Bobby is smart, athletic and an all-around good kid. But no son is perfect, the elder Benson recently learned while cooking some steaks on the grill in his backyard. “Yo, Bobby, you want yours medium-rare or rare?” he asked as he stood over the

Dad Crushed When Son Asks For His Steak “Well-Done”
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Dad Explains Simple, 12-Step Plan To Fix Crack In Drywall

Fixing that crack in the drywall in the den is going to be “a piece of cake,” Gary Benson recently told his family. “Yep, I’m going to take care of that crack in no time,” he explained. “The first thing I’ll do is gather my tools to make sure I’ve got all the supplies needed

Dad Explains Simple, 12-Step Plan To Fix Crack In Drywall